Most expensive breakfast

Every weekend I go out to the cafe down the road for an almost croissant and a coffee. It’s 30% ritual and 90% psychosis. I mean I go so often, I could do this in my sleep which appears to be what I was doing today. Walked out the door thinking about my money and my finances when I do my 3 way pat down(the trifecta , keys, phone wallet) and i notice one isn’t there right as the door locks shut. Shitting myself realising i don’t have my keys with me, i repeatedly pat myself down anyway hoping i might have “accidently” taken my set of keys in a haze. I didn’t. Luckily enough I had my phone with me so i could source out a locksmith. Unfortunately it cost me 95 pounds…..

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